ddworldwide Inducts Simon's Moustache to the Hair of Fame - SPECIAL RE-RELEASE
Some of you were a part of this when it first happened. It was, as I witnessed it, a successful prank on the Duran Duran Worldwide and DDTTRH fans at the time. We had told you we would have a special guest...and we even got Katy to announce it. Many of you showed up on the Live Facebook post, anxiously awaiting the special guest. By the announcement, you thought it might have been a band member. Little did you know it would be a 'member' of the band. LOL Read on and find out who it really was...
Original post 3/10/2013
Edited and written by Kirk Harrington, with questions from various fans.
Special Thanks to Emily Vernon
As some of you know, DDWW had a special guest with us yesterday at 10:30 EST (when Simon was sleeping) and we had a LIVE interview with that guest on our Facebook page. We noticed our guest out partying with Simon this week and we just had to make our move to induct that guest to a special honor...a place in the Hair of Fame. This 'Hair of Fame' has nothing do to with the Rock 'Hall of Fame' and that silly DDTTRH effort done by some guy name Kirk (btw, we did find out that Kirk also started a a little known effort called SMTTHOF--Simon's Moustache to the Hair of Fame' back when the moustache was attached to a beard--but the effort didn't really take off because the beard was jealous).
But enough about that crazy Kirk guy, let's talk about Simon! Here is our guest seen out with Simon just this week:
Duran Duran Worldwide (not affiliated with Duran Duran, and of that silly Rock Hall nonsense, or the United Nations...in case the Worldwide part had you worried)
Fans last names have not been included so as to protect their identity. 'A fan' is from the United States, unless stated otherwise.
Duran Duran Worldwide: Are you there, special guest?
Simon's Moustache I am here now, it is difficult to get time to myself.
Simon's Moustache Simon is asleep, the only time I have any privacy.
Kathy (a fan) Yes, this is a 'hair raising' event!
Duran Duran Worldwide So glad you made it! Thanks for stopping by DDWW! I know you must be busy nowadays!
Debbie (a fan) Cool Cool Cool
Duran Duran Worldwide We saw pictures of you out partying this week...I must say...you were looking chic!
Kathy (a fan) Will you be coloring yourself green for St Patricks Day?
Simon's Moustache Thank you, I do Simon a great honour by being on his face.
Duran Duran Worldwide So--we have a special honor to bestow upon you moustache...are you ready?
Simon's Moustache Kathy: I certainly hope not!
Simon's Moustache Yes.
Duran Duran Worldwide Hello? Are you still with us moustache?
Simon's Moustache I am. What is this honour that has been bestowed upon me?
Peggi (a fan) When can we be hearing from you with new music??
Duran Duran Worldwide Now wait fans--you will get your chance to ask questions from our very special guest...
Ana Marta omg hahaha love it! love you stache
Duran Duran Worldwide Simon's mustache! You've just been inducted into the Hair of Fame! You join the ranks of Joe Elliot of Def Leppard and his 'big hair' of the 80's, Bill Gibbons and his wild long ZZ top beard, and MacGyver's mullet! How honored do you feel right now?
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Simon's Moustache I...I don't know what to say. I am utterly speechless. Thank you Duran Duran World Wide, this is the greatest honour that I have ever been given.
Debbie (a fan) Awesome!
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Duran Duran Worldwide Hmmm....seems it takes a while for the FB message to get across the pond...lol. That or Simon has turned over in his sleep
Debbie (a fan) Maybe it's hard for stache to type
Simon's Moustache Yes, I am very sorry about that, and I am trying not to wake up Simon with all this typing. It's very hard when you have no fingers.
Peggi (a fan) I like the stache but miss your handsome face!!!!
Gina (a fan) Lmao @ LeStache
Simon's Moustache To answer your question about new music, I don't know. Simon doesn't tell me much these days.
Lynn (a fan) Is Simon about to tell you 'goodbye'?
Simon's Moustache So, how's the weather where you all are?
Duran Duran Worldwide So moustache--please tell us how you feel about the honor of being inducted into the Hair of Fame?
Simon's Moustache Lynn: I hope not! I fear that he will every day.
Simon's Moustache I can't believe it! I never would have thought that I would be bestowed with this honour.
Lynn (a fan) Do you get to put your imprint in cement?
Simon's Moustache I over heard Simon and Yasmin talking about shaving me off, it makes me shudder.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Hello facial hair! The weather is warm in Buenos Aires. Very nice to have you here.
Duran Duran Worldwide It's true! Once we saw you out in the open...we were so amazed and impressed, that we couldn't let you not be recognized! Congratulations!
Simon's Moustache Thanks, I am proud to be in the ranks of ZZ Top's Beard, Bill Gibbon's and Joe Elliot's hair, though, I don't know how a mullet got in there.
Simon's Moustache Wait, does this mean I have to go on exhibit?
Debbie (a fan) And to be with the famous hair bands of the 80s and zz top...mcgyver, omg!
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Do you have a nickname? Or should we call you by your full name, Simon's Moustache?
Simon's Moustache You can call me Stache for short
Debbie (a fan) Can I pet you
Duran Duran Worldwide Oh--and we have a special question from some guy named 'Kirk' that started the original effort to raise awareness to you....I don't know if you know, but he started an effort called SMTTHOF (Simon's Moustache to the Hair of Fame) back when you had a beard attached.
Simon's Moustache What does Kirk have to ask me?
Debbie (a fan) How cool....really?
Simon's Moustache And Debbie, you can stroke me gently any time.
Simon's Moustache And I miss my beard friend. I am lonely up on his face.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) So Stache, does does Simon spill food & drinks over you oftenly? Or is he careful?
Debbie (a fan) Awwwwww. Thank you. I wasn't fond of you to be honest.
Duran Duran Worldwide Kirk says--'First let me say how happy we all are at SMTTHOF!!!! All are hard work seems to have paid off! What are you going to do now that you are in the Hair of Fame?'
Simon's Moustache Faby: let's just say that I am glad that he bathes regularly.
Simon's Moustache I will set an example for all moustache connoisseurs to aim for greatness.
Debbie (a fan) You don't seem as stiff as I thought you'd be
Duran Duran Worldwide Well--it seems you are just as playful as Simon is...seems the apple does not fall far from the nose!
Simon's Moustache I like to get around, I am hoping Simon doesn't go to the extremes this man has done: That's just too much for me!
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Good to know he does! Are the Le Bon dogz mean to you? Do they bite and pull? I have a feeling they might have a plot against you...
Simon's Moustache No, though I have not gotten close enough to test their attitude towards me
Duran Duran Worldwide Yes moustache! You will get your very own exhibit at the Hair of Fame! We will be contacting your agents so we can find the perfect spot for you. Do you have any preference?
Debbie (a fan) No way he's going that far mr. Stache. You're too classy for that!
Simon's Moustache Indeed.
Simon's Moustache Simon's face, preferably. I am quite comfortable here. But if I must be shaved, I'd like to be as far away from the mullet as possible. I have a strong distaste for them.
Simon's Moustache Shhhh.....wait...be quiet. Simon is moving around. Don't want to let on about what I do while he sleeps.
Lynn (a fan) That's funny considering my wall used to be covered with Simon Mullet photos. Different decade, I guess.
Debbie (a fan) I'm with you, but they are history. And now you are!
Simon's Moustache I never liked his 80s mullets, I told him to get rid of them for years.
Duran Duran Worldwide Well--the mullet did go out of style years ago...and Duran Duran is all about style...we completely understand!
Faby (a fan from Argentina) There must be something in the air in Putney; I mean, dogs Tweet and Staches do Facebook live interviews. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but how do they manage to type?
Simon's Moustache very carefully
Duran Duran Worldwide And so you know, we would not expect Simon to be on exhibit at the hair of fame...we could have a photographer takes pictures of you and chronicle your story!
Debbie (a fan) Duran did have a mullet esque phase but they made it work
Simon's Moustache Ah, good. I thought I had to be shaved off to be on exhibit. Do you think I am photogenic enough? Do I look too fat in the pictures?
Duran Duran Worldwide For anyone tuning in now...we are having a LIVE interview with Simon's moustache...hope you are having fun with us!
Simon's Moustache Did I answer that bloke Kirk's question sufficiently?
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Stache, Simon is back at the studio with Duran Duran, now. So, I wonder if he curls you up with his fingers while writing lyrics. Does he? If so, does it hurt?
Lynn (a fan) I'm glad Simon's Mustache is a night owl.
Debbie (a fan) Oh no, never. Fat? Does he use products on you
Duran Duran Worldwide Kirk from SMTTHOF asked 'What are you going to do now that you are inducted to the Hair of Fame?'
Simon's Moustache Yes. I get groomed daily by Simon, he is very careful with me.
Duran Duran Worldwide Once you answer Kirk's question...we will open it up to our audience.
Simon's Moustache I am going bask in all the attention I will be getting from being inducted. I am quite honoured indeed. Finally I will be getting the attention, not just Simon.
Simon's Moustache I may even go to Euro-Disney. You know, get VIP front of the line treatment. I've always wanted to go to Euro-Disney.
Simon's Moustache Then maybe get out of the limelight for a bit. Relax on the beach somewhere.
Duran Duran Worldwide Yes! And we are so happy to be giving you that attention! Simon is indeed one of the best front men out there...but you...well...how can we resist those curves of your handlebars?
Simon's Moustache I may even make a visit to the states, it depends on what Simon wants. Where he goes, I go. I'd have to talk with him.
Simon's Moustache I can barely resist myself sometimes.
Duran Duran Worldwide Thank you so much moustache for interviewing with us tonight! Do any of our fans have questions? Its open you! Don't be shy!
Duran Duran Worldwide This is your chance fans to ask a question of one of the greatest moustaches of all time...so ask away!
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Stache, a lovely Summer is waiting for you in Buenos Aires. Sunny, warm, beautiful beaches. It's a bit far away but it's worth the trip! Just let me know and I will go pick you up with a lovely comb and grooming package.
Lynn (a fan) Have you had a chance to visit with any of Nick's facial hair? Does he ever considering a mustache? How about Roger or John?
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Stache, Simon is back at the studio with Duran Duran, now. So, I wonder if he curls you up with his fingers while writing lyrics. Does he? If so, does it hurt?
Duran Duran Worldwide If you are joining us now, DDWW fan, we are live talking with Simon's moustache. If you would like to ask him a question, please feel free to do so!!!!
Simon's Moustache I cannot stay on too much longer, Simon gets up quite early some days. If you have anything to ask, now is the time. We can't have Simon knowing about this interview, he'd be furious
Simon's Moustache I don't see much of Nick, John, or Roger's facial hair these days unfortunately.
Simon's Moustache And yes, he does like to stroke me, though he does so gently.
Simon's Moustache If I could cry, I would, seeing all these people here to chat with me. But you know us Brits, stiff upper lip and all.
Debbie (a fan) Are you worried that since you and Simon are so close, that you will wake up one morning and you're out on the curb or in the sink?
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Stache, it was a fantastic surprise to have you with us! Hope we can do this again. I bet Simon doesn't let you use his Twitter, so please come back again anytime. We'll be thrilled.
Simon's Moustache Very much so. Every morning I fear that Simon will take his razor to me.
Debbie (a fan) I mean, he gets temperamental
Simon's Moustache We all have bad hair days....well maybe not me.
Lynn (a fan) Stache, I hope you are with Simon when tour time rolls around again, I'd love to meet you in person.
Debbie (a fan) So how do you suck it up and make nice
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Don't say that! He stood up for you on his last Katy Kafe He's a sweet bloke!
Simon's Moustache I do my best to compliment the man whose face I grace.
Simon's Moustache Even so, some people would like to see me gone. Simon tries to please the fans.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) You bring sofistication in all its glory to that gorgeous Le Bon face.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Does the mic bother you when Simon sings?
Simon's Moustache Thank you, you do me a great honour, Faby.
Simon's Moustache The mic tickles a wee bit, but I can handle it.
Lynn (a fan) I can't say that I've always loved you, but if you are what Simon loves, I can live with you and even, perchance, grow to love you?
Faby (a fan from Argentina) You do me a great honour by spending your preciuos time answering me. So, thank YOU.
Debbie (a fan) I don't want to worry you mr. Stache. Simon seems to defend you. I think you have made history in so many ways. The Hair Hall of Fame? On top of it all? Wow
Simon's Moustache Love is what you make of it. You can grow (much like a moustache) to love something even if at first, you disliked it.
Erika (a fan from Brazil) what the hell is happening here? oO
Duran Duran Worldwide Moustache--I must say--you are indeed well refined in speech as you are in looks!
Simon's Moustache Erika, I am so pleased to have you join us.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) I saw you next to Warren Cuccurullo a couple of days ago. Was it nice to meet him? He's a very sweet guy. I have great memories of him.
Duran Duran Worldwide If you are joining us now--we are speaking LIVE to Simon's moustache who has just been awarded a spot by us in the Hair of Fame! We are now taking questions from our viewing audience.
Simon's Moustache Yes, he was very kind.
Debbie (a fan) Wow.....did you and his hair get along
Erika (a fan from Brasil) yay!
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Erika, Simon's moustache is with us. Ask away before he wakes Simon up!
Debbie Preller Vernon Seemed like in hiding
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Debbie (a fan) Is his hair female? I'm not sure i understand mr. Stache.
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) so, Simon likes hair in the face, right?
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Simon's Moustache No, we just have a different style.
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Simon's Moustache Erika, he likes hair on his face.
Erika (a fan from Brasil) ahahahha i asked, Faby
Duran Duran Worldwide I have a question from a Tim from Seattle moustache...he cannot be with us Live, but has emailed us...Tim asks...'Moustache--what ever happened to Simon's beard? Did you two not get along?'
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Did you like Nick's photo exhibition? It looks very nice to me. He's very talented.
Debbie (a fan) Oh, i see. thanks for clarifying.
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Faby (a fan from Argentina) Don't waste any time on me, Stache is here!
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Simon's Moustache I miss my good friend beard. But one day we got in a fight and Simon would rather keep me, I guess.
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Simon's Moustache And I adored Nick's photo exhibition.
Erika (a fan from Brasil) I'd love to put my hand on you, Stache. can i?
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Simon's Moustache You can stroke me any time, Erika.
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Duran Duran Worldwide Yes--fans who are joining us now...feel free to ask Simon's moustache a question...
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) humm he likes hair on his face... good! very very good.
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Faby (a fan from Argentina) Are you excited about the walk in the park with Simon, Yasmin and the dwogz? The bid gets higher and higher.
Daniel (also from Argentina) did you read 'che boludo's book finally?
Simon's Moustache Oh yes, very much so. It's nice to get some fresh air in a different scenery.
Duran Duran Worldwide Moustache--what was that fight with beard about?
Simon's Moustache We fought over the boarder of where one of us began and the other ended.
Faby (a fan from Argentina) Does Yasmin complian about any tickling action coming from you?
Debbie (a fan) What does that mean?
Duran Duran Worldwide Oh--I want to hear this answer....please tell us moustache!
Simon's Moustache Faby, no, she likes it.
Erika (a fan from Brasil) yeahhhh. i'd love, Stache
Debbie (a fan) Yeah, Simon and the fight and borders
Simon's Moustache Simon will be awake pretty soon, if you have any last minute questions, please, ask now.
Daniel (also from Argentina) Hello from Argentina,Stache. Do you know if Simon has read the book "Che Boludo" of Argentinian slang? I gave it to him in 2011 at the studio.
Duran Duran Worldwide Yes--we should be letting you go moustache...5 minutes fans...
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) can i hug u too, Stache?
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) too early Simon awake
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Faby (a fan from Argentina) Any special product you like on you when being groomed?
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) Simon will play here in Brazil - Rock In Rio - 2013?
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Lynn (a fan) No question, just want to wish you and Simon a lovely day.
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Debbie (a fan) Any hope of you and beard reuniting?
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Faby (a fan from Argentina) I don't want this to sound weird, but could you let Simon know that his voice has given me happiness for 25 years, now? There's no ending for my asmiration.
And please thank him for every minute of attention he ever gave me. It's been magical
And please thank him for every minute of attention he ever gave me. It's been magical
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Erika (a fan from Brasil) Stache is gone
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Debbie (a fan) Where did mr. Stache go?
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Duran Duran Worldwide Well fans--turns out Facebook has cut short our talk with Simon's moustache...but he has some final words for you
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Duran Duran Worldwide He says 'I am sorry that I did not get to all of your questions. Simon's alarm started to go off and I panicked. Luckily he hit snooze so I could say my goodbye.'
Erika (a fan from Brasil) Stache, please say Simon he makes me feel so good ... and i wanna drink beer at a bar with him here in Brazil
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Duran Duran Worldwide He also says...'I am honoured to have spoken with you all and hope to do this again sometime.'
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Faby (a fan from Argentina) Thanks very much for this Duran Duran Worldwide and Simon's Moustache. Marvelous experience!
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Duran Duran Worldwide And that concludes our special interview with Simon's moustache! Thanks so much for all of you that joined us for this special event! For those that missed it, we will have a blog of this interview posted in the next few days! ~Kirk, DDWW
Erika (a fan from Brasil) i loved!
Debbie (a fan) I hope to see him live, mr. Stache. What an honor to be in the Hair Hall of Fame!
Debbie (a fan) Thank you DDWW for this amazing event!
Erika (a fan from Brasil) bye from Brazil
Debbie (a fan) I would love my picture taken with mr. Stache and Simon. And to touch him.....hee heee
---End of LIVE interview----
Fans! When you get the chance, please congratulate Simon's moustache for being inducted into the Hair of Fame! You may friend him on Facebook at the following link:
Thanks to all who played along in our little gag on Simon--the best frontman in the World!
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